CONDITIONS: Flourescent Youth (2010)

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Not my usual scene, I was turned onto this after reading about them in Metal Hammer, and this is a great album. It's one of those albums that really makes an impact when you first hear it, giving the impression of true magnificence, but over time it has receded a little, to merely a great album. That said this was easily one of the top ten albums of 2010, and 'Better Life' is an absolute belter of a tune!

KISS - Unmasked (1980)

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I should hate this, but instead I love it. Total pop-rock, not even pretending to be heavy or even Rock N Roll! But this is a genuine Kiss classic. 'Is That You?', 'Tomorrow', 'Two Sides of the Coin', 'She's So European', these songs are just brilliant pop tunes and this really puts it's predecessor (Dynasty) in the shade. This was Kiss at their commercial peak, selling out stadiums, selling Kiss lunchboxes and camper than ever. Just brilliant. Don't be fooled by the cover, Peter Criss didn't play a note on this album, and Ace didn't play as much as he's credited with either by all accounts!

DREAM THEATER - Images and Words (1992)

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Even though this hasn't dated overly well, I'm still giving it 5M's because it was, and still is, a great album. When this was released in 1992 it was a huge success, and rightfully so. Totally uncompromising, almost to the point of arrogance, this turned progressive Metal on it's head just as millions of people were listening to Nirvana and abandoning Metal in favour of four chord Grunge songs. This was the perfect antidote for the disenchanted and what I really loved about this was the fact that every member of the band really shone as outstanding players. Sadly this didn't last, and each subsequent Dream Theater album became more of a John Petrucci wankfest at the expense of everyone else. Oh well, sit back and listen to the truly awesome 'Metropolis' anyway...

AGENT STEEL - Mad Locust Rising (1985)

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Another classic Thrash e.p., this one released between the first and second albums in 1985. 'The Swarm' is merely a short intro into the blisteringly fast title track which easily eclipses everything on the 'Skeptics Apocalypse' album, truly frantic and vocally deranged, this is a definite career high point for Agent Steel. On the flip side we had a pretty good run through of Priest's 'The Ripper' followed by another Thrashtastic original entitled 'Let it be Done'. Interestingly, this segued into a mid-tempo chug which heralded the promising  'Day at Guyana' on the upcoming 'Unstoppable Force' album.

SLAYER - Haunting the Chapel (1984)

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Only a three track e.p., but a landmark in Thrash Metal history and an essential purchase because none of the tracks feature on any 'proper' Slayer album in their original studio versions. The first thing to notice is that the leap in production from 'Show No Mercy' to this is huge, the guitars here are bristling with energy and the tempo's that Slayer where playing at had dramatically increased too. 'Chemical Warfare' remains a live-set staple and in 1984 this really did sound immense. 'Haunting the Chapel' and 'Captor of Sin' can't quite live with 'Chemical Warfare', but otherwise hold there own against any other early Slayer tracks and again both reek of an increased in aggression and quality over the primitive (but much loved) 'Show No Mercy'. Completely and utterly essential for any Thrash fan.  

MEGADETH - Countdown to Extinction (1992)

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Megadeth's answer to Metallica's 'Black' album, and an unashamed bid for commercial success. Countdown to Extinction (originally to be titled 'Symphony of Destruction', but changed for commercial reasons!) certainly  gave Megadeth a considerable sales boost, if not exactly satisfying the fanbase eager for 'Rust in Peace' part two. While it is a blatantly commercial re-imagining, and let's face it, a whole-hearted sell out, the album is not without merit. Songs like 'Foreclosure of a Dream' and 'Architecture of Aggression' stack up well against the dreary plod of songs like 'Of Wolf and Man' and they even had the decency to include the nifty 'Ashes in Your Mouth' which is a million times Thrashier than anything Metallica were doing at the time. Overall a solid album, with undeniable flashes of brilliance and quality, and a crystal clear production by Max Norman (something that was sadly lacking on the otherwise monumental 'Rust in Peace').

METALLICA - Master of Puppets (1986)

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It's a well established fact that 1986 was the best Metal year ever, but it's also the year a number of bands peaked, releasing career defining, never to be bettered albums. One of those bands was Slayer of course, arguably Dark Angel could also be included in that, whereas Kreator managed to reinvent themselves for the unbelievably brilliant 'Renewal' album and thus avoided direct comparison with their 1986 masterpiece 'Pleasure to Kill'. But for Metallica, artistically, if not commercially, this was their greatest work. I've long said that 'Kill Em All' is my favourite Metallica album, but even I can concede that this is 'better'. The step up from 'Ride the Lightning' to this is a large one, you only have to compare the quality of 'Damage Inc' with the slightly off-hand 'Fight Fire With Fire' or the title tracks of these two albums to see that Metallica really stepped up their game to a whole new level. True there are two tracks that are only okay, and yes because there are only eight tracks they do make up a quarter of the album, but really, who wouldn't be pleased to have written 'Leper Messiah' or 'The Thing That Should Not Be'? 

The big question, destined to remain forever unanswered, is how would Metallica's musical growth been different had Cliff not been killed on the tour for this album. By all accounts Cliff's musical input into Metallica was more than considerable, can it really be a coincidence that things started to falter a little in the quality department as soon as he died? I guess we'll never know, but you only have to listen to the depth of quality of 'Orion' to realise that Cliff was something special.

NEVERMORE - The Obsidian Conspiracy (2010)

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Until this album I never really subscribed to the 'Nevermore are awesome' philosophy that so many others do,  but this album really is fantastic. I think what Nevermore finally managed to do with this one was to push the widdling back a little bit and put the focus on the 'songs'. This is an album to sing along with, like me this morning, in Asda with my iPod, walking past the cheese bellowing 'This is why I haaaaaaaate you!' Epic.

RAZOR - Custom Killing (1987)

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Hmm, this is decidedly on the weak side. Malicious Intent was way better than this, but this still has a degree of charm, albeit it's once again hampered by the quietness of the guitar and the overloud bass and drums... Stace McLaren sounds like he's holding back with the vocals, almost like he's recording them in a bedroom and doesn't want to wake the neighbours. It's all a great shame, especially since this album saw a temporary change of tack from Razor, who decided to abandon their usual formula of 3 minute thrashouts for some seriously lengthy (and slower) tunes. It would have been interesting to hear them get the chance to try something different without being fucked over by the sound. Ultimately, though it pains me to give it a 2, I just can't honestly do anything else.

DEATHROW - Raging Steel (1987)

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A definite improvement on the rough and ready 'Satan's Gift / Riders of Doom' album, but still not really quite good enough to make it a 4M album. Once again, it's frantic German Thrash that follows in Kreator's footsteps, but never really comes close to equalling that band's blistering attack and songwriting ability.

DEATHROW - Riders of Doom / Satan's Gift (1986)

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Released under two different titles with two different covers for reasons no one seems entirely sure of, this is a solid piece of German Thrash which would appeal to fans of early Kreator. Sadly the band isn't up to the level of Kreator, Destruction or Exumer, but this is enjoyable enough all the same.

DIVINE HERESY - Bringer of Plagues (2009)

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Desperately uncool as it may be to like this band, I really don't give a shit. This is great. Like Fear Factory given a massive kick up the arse and blasted into the Deathcore / Death Metal realm. I love the drumming on this album, it's so clinical and intense, but everything about it is great, the production, the singing, the riffs, the chorusses, just a brilliant album, and bollocks to anyone who disagrees. 

RATT - Out of the Cellar (1984)

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I don't know if they have one now, but for years Ratt were denied a Metal Archives page because they just weren't Metal enough! I guess that might be because their first proper album came out on a major and all the rough edges were sanded off straight off the bat, whereas Motley came out a little earlier and did a couple of rougher sounding albums before their glossy overhaul. Regardless, this is a good album, yes it's not remotely heavy in the modern sense, and it has a massive pop feel to it, but it's still, at it's root, a metal album. Sorry.

QUEENSRYCHE - The Warning (1984)

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After the 'Queen of the Reich' e.p. expectations were high for this debut album, but somehow, Queensryche managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of the victory that was their's for the taking! I don't really know why that is, but one massive problem here is the dreadfully 'gloomy' production. It's all just so downbeat. Where the 'QOTR' e.p. bristled with electricity, this is the production equivalent of one of those energy saving lightbulbs. Which is a shame, because there's some good material here that isn't presented in the best light. That said, if you are in the mood for it, this is a good album

DIVINE HERESY - Bleed the Fifth (2007)

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Opinions are divided on this over at Metal Archives, it's either 'Dino's Triumphant Return' or it's absolute garbage cock metal! Well, I must say I tend to agree with the former. Bearing in mind this was Dino's first album since the weak 'Digimortal' (Fear Factory), this is a lot more impressive than anyone could have expected. I was going to mark it a four, but on reflection that is a little generous, perhaps a little too much goodwill spilling over from the majestic follow up 'Bringer of Plagues'!

SAMIAM - Astray (2000)

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Punk infused with a massive dose of melancholy, this is a quality album, but unless you are in the mood for it you might find it a little oppressive. Brilliantly catchy at times, and heartrending at others, this puts me in mind of the Cure at times (though it sounds nothing like them). This band could've been huge if things had gone their way.

DEATHSTARS - Termination Bliss (2003)

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You can't get much more uncool than liking Deathstars, really... and I certainly don't rate this as highly as I did when I first heard it. I like this kind of electro-goth (sometimes) though, but the lead vocal gets a bit tedious after a while (so, deeeeep...). Middling is a good way to describe this, it's okay, but after a while it gets a little dull, better of sticking to Kovenant, who do this kind of thing better.

MILLENCOLIN - Machine 15 (2008)

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I'm convinced that Millencolin are never going to make a 5M album now. They've made several great albums, but none which really make that last little jump to true magnificence. Which of course doesn't mean that their albums aren't worth the time of day, because they certainly are, it's just that they don't have the depth of a Bad Religion, or the irreverent attitude of a Dwarves. This is still a good record with plenty of catchy songs and well worth investigating.

NOFX - Wolves in Wolves Clothing (2006)

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Frankly, since 2003's 'The War on Errorism', NOFX have been unable to do a thing wrong in my eyes. Every three years they pop up and drop their next classic platter and disappear again, leaving me happy and singing along, waiting impatiently for the next one. 'WIWC' is about as perfect a Punk album as you could wish for. Catchy songs, twisted humour and infuriatingly memorable melodies that stick in your head like Napalm sticks to kids!

MOTORHEAD - Bomber (1979)

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Despite the inclusion of several Motorhead classics (Bomber, Poison, Dead Men Tell No Tales...) I never quite got on with this album as well as I did with 'Overkill'. The thing is I hate the blues, and this album has a blues track on it. Horrid. Plus the whole thing lacks the bite and attack of it's illustrious predecessor. It's a good album for sure, just not a great one.

VICIOUS RUMORS - Soldiers of the Night (1986)

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Solid but unspectacular, this is still an enjoyable romp with shredder Vinnie Moore drafted in to add a little guitar pizzaz. This album was released in 1986, but it strikes me that Vinnie Moore's excellent 'Mind's Eye' album wasn't much later and his playing is far superior there. Whatever, this sounds somehow 'old' compared to 'Digital Dictator' which was only a couple of years later and pummels it on every level really, not least in the vocalist department with Carl Albert replacing Gary St Pierre. Fun but not essential by any means.

MANOWAR - Into Glory Ride (1983)

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"Above the wreckage of your mortal world I sta-a-aand..." bellows Eric Adams on 'Revelation (Death's Angel), the first song I ever heard from this album. This is so metal it hurts, and seals Manowar's place in Metal history for all eternity. In truth there are parts of this album that suck, notably the insane warbling on one of the longer tracks, but when you have songs like 'Revelation' and 'Gloves of Metal' you can forgive a band a lot.

LACUNA COIL - Shallow Life (2009)

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Oh deary me, one glance at the reviews on Metal Archives will tell you that I am out of step with the rest of the world on this one. For me, Lacuna Coil started wonderfully with their debut mini-album and got slowly worse with each release. How shocked was I then when I picked this up and found the band moving into slightly poppier territory and sounding much better for it. This style absolutely plays to the band's strengths and gives Christina the chance to shine. Sadly, rumour has it that the new album will be 'heavier', which I imagine means that they will be returning to their dreary (but commercially successful) previous style. Shame.

MEGADETH - So Far, So Good...So What (1988)

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Having dispensed with the services of Gar Samuelson and Chris Poland, the two Daves returned with a pretty boy guitar teacher and a Fred Flinstone-esque drummer and still pretty much managed to deliver the goods. Chuck Beehler's drumming is best described as lumpen throughout (especially compared to his jazzy predecessor) and Jeff Young's contributions were adequate rather than particularly stunning. Despite this the album contains some bona-fide Megadeth classics, including 'In My Darkest Hour', 'Into the Lungs of Hell' and 'Hook in Mouth'. But the cover of the Sex Pistol's 'Anarchy in the UK' can piss right off, thank you very much. 

BLACK SABBATH - Heaven and Hell (1980)

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The best Black Sabbath album, bar none. What is there to say about this classic album. It's immense. Ronnie James Dio elevates Sabbath to a new level of greatness with his awesome voice while Tony Iommi blasts his band into the 80's with a refreshed musical outlook that leaves the 70's behind. Truly this is Sabbath at their absolute peak, it's just a shame that 'Mob Rules' couldn't live with this one and then we had the 'Live Evil' debacle and Ronnie's departure. Oh well.

CORONER - Punishment for Decadence (1988)

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This is the only Coroner album that ever really clicked with me. Combining the Thrashified Malmsteenesque riffing of the first album with a keener sense of songcraft and hooks, 'Punishment for Decadence' also has a nice late 80's production which makes it rather easier on the ear than the tinny 1989 follow up 'No More Color'. Love Ron Royce's voice too, like a Germanic Nasty Ronnie almost, well maybe not... Obvious standout track has to be the classic 'Sudden Fall', although many would call for 'Masked Jackal' since it was a video clip.

T.K.O. - In Your Face (1984)

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Looking at the cover you would be forgiven for thinking this was real nancy-boy stuff, probably even in the Pretty Boy Floyd league of naffness. But you'd be wrong. Because what we have here is Grade-A early 80's Glam Metal. Think early Motley Crue or Ratt, only heavier, grittier and with a better singer and a more bad ass attitude. Most bands of this ilk sounded great until they got signed to a major and glossed up to fuck in the studio. Thankfully this album is raw and all the better for it, it's Glam Metal with the emphasis firmly on the METAL.

DIMMU BORGIR - Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia (2001)

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Easily my favourite Dimmu album, this one is leagues ahead of everything else they've ever done in my opinion. Chiefly the reasons for this are the improved songwriting and the phenomenal performance of drummer Nick Barker (ex- Cradle of Filth, among many others). Barker impresses right from the off as the band steam into the first track proper 'Blessings Upon the Throne of Tyranny', with his insane blasting snare and precise footwork. This album also benefits from another two essential components which set it above the run of the mill, ICS Vortex's incredible clean vocals and an excellent production courtesy of Studio Fredman in Gothenberg. As an added bonus, if you get the box CD you also get a romp through Twisted Sister's classic 'Burn in Hell', which is quite amusing. 

GORDON GILTRAP - Fear of the Dark (1978)

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Certainly the only album which could be described as 'folk' you are going to find in my collection (well, All About Eve maybe...), and even then this album has something of a 'rock' edge, despite being played for the most part on an acoustic guitar. Giltrap's playing is pretty mesmerizing and I remember hearing this for the first time about twenty four years ago and being thoroughly blown away by it. It still sounds pretty impressive today and the acoustic parts don't date (unlike the rather weak side one closer 'Weary Eyes').

CORONER - Grin (1993)

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Conceived in the dark years of the early 1990's, like so many others Coroner suddenly felt the need to do something 'different'. I've never really worked out why that was, but it was a scene wide knee jerk reaction to the Grunge-era, and one which finished many a band's career. One such band was Coroner, the Swiss band who had thus far released four sterling Thrash Metal albums with a strong sense of musicality and originality. Truth be told, Grin is a good album, but it's so dark and despressed that whereas the songs on their own might excite, taken as a whole the album is something akin to quicksand. With that in mind it's impossible to give this one more than a middle of the road '3'.